Saturday

Good Bye Jay-A New Home For Jay


Pet Rock Jay has found a new home. On Christmas Day he went to live with his new family. I hope his new family takes good care of him. Pet rocks are super easy to take care of, they don't need to be fed, they don't make noises or messes, so it shouldn't be a problem. Hope you are super happy in your new home Jay!

Sunday

Good Night Pet Rocks and Sweet Dreams


It's night night time for these Pet Rocks. They are sleepy and need their beauty sleep. Hope these pet rocks have good dreams. What do pet rocks dream about anyway? They aren't saying.

Thursday

Meet Jay


This is the lastest pet rock Jay. If you keep an eye on him, he will stay out of trouble. He has a mischevious streak, but usually he is no problem at all. IF he's ever naughty, just put him in the basement. But usually he's a good rock.

Meet Our New Pet Rock Kevin


Meet Kevin. He was raised by hamsters so he is very fond of them. Put him in a cage full of hamsters and he'll be so happy. In fact, he has never met a hamster he didn't like. He can only go to a home which already has hamsters because without hamsters, Kevin goes into hamster withdrawal and gets sad. Kevin is probably the strangest pet rock we have.

Intorudcing Dana


This is pet rock Dana. She loves the color pink, unlike her pet rock friend Bevvers and she loves warm weather. Her favorite state is Florida. She is also a smart rock.

Meet Barock


This is Barock. He's a nice pet rock. He's into politics.

Elmer is Sleeping


This is Elmer the grouchy pet rock sleeping on his pillow. Yes, pet rocks sleep with their eyes open. Hopefully he is having good dreams so he won't be a grouch when he wakes up.

Elmer enjoys his beauty sleep. He should be waking up in a few hours.

Meet ShayShay


This is our new pet rock ShayShay. She is one fun loving pet rock. You will never find a pet rock who loves to have fun more than ShayShay. She will listen to all your jokes and never get tired of them.

Meet Bevvers



This is Bevvers. You can call her Bev or Bevvers, either one. She loves to travel and for some strange reason she hates the color pink! She doesn't do pink under any circumstance, so please don't put her in pink surroundings. As long as there is no pink around, she will be happy.

Meet Elmer


This is our new pet rock Elmer. He is a bit of a grump but he's harmless and doesn't bite. He doesn't even require much attention, but appreciates when you sing to him.

Meet Patrician-New Pet Rock


This new addition in our pet rock family is named Patrician. She is really nice and enjoys California weather.

Pet Rock Pete on His Pillow


Pete is sleepy so he is going to sleep now on his pillow. Yes, pet rocks sleep with their eyes open. Sweet dreams, Pete.

Meet Pete


This is Peter, a new pet rock. We call him Pete for short. Isn't he cute?

Saturday

The Advantages Of Having A Pet Rock

There are so many advantages of having a pet rock as opposed to say a dog, cat, or lizard.

  • They are easy to take care of
  • It doesn't cost anything to feed them
  • They don't poop or pee
  • They don't smell
  • They need minimal attention
  • You can put them in a closet for months and they won't mind
  • They won't wake you up while you are sleeping
  • They are cheap
  • Even in a "no pets" apartment building, the pet rock is the only pet you can have
  • You don't have to take them to the vet (well, technically you could...)