Pet Rock Pete on His Pillow

Pete is sleepy so he is going to sleep now on his pillow. Yes, pet rocks sleep with their eyes open. Sweet dreams, Pete.

The Advantages Of Having A Pet Rock

There are so many advantages of having a pet rock as opposed to say a dog, cat, or lizard.

• They are easy to take care of
• It doesn't cost anything to feed them
• They don't poop or pee
• They don't smell
• They need minimal attention
• You can put them in a closet for months and they won't mind
• They won't wake you up while you are sleeping
• They are cheap
• Even in a "no pets" apartment building, the pet rock is the only pet you can have
• You don't have to take them to the vet (well, technically you could...)