The Advantages Of Having A Pet Rock

There are so many advantages of having a pet rock as opposed to say a dog, cat, or lizard.

• They are easy to take care of
• It doesn't cost anything to feed them
• They don't poop or pee
• They don't smell
• They need minimal attention
• You can put them in a closet for months and they won't mind
• They won't wake you up while you are sleeping
• They are cheap
• Even in a "no pets" apartment building, the pet rock is the only pet you can have
• You don't have to take them to the vet (well, technically you could...)